Got A Book In You?

Here’s how I wrote my story. You can do it too!

Some of you have unbelievable stories of your own. But you don't know how to get them published and turn them into revenue generating properties. Let me show you how I did it.

After my first-day adventure with one client and four strippers, I never went anywhere without a pen and a composition book and eventually my laptop. Every story idea, useful tip and bits of stupid conversation were logged in as drafts or bullet points to be fleshed out later.

Once I had the content laid out in some semblance of order, I looked into the mechanics of submitting my work to agents, editors and publishers. Had I known I was going to waste time and money mailing submission after submission only to get form letter responses (with typos in some cases) like "Thank you for your submission. Your title is not what we're looking for. We are currently in the market for gripping stories of female rhesus monkeys who've worked their way to the top of the corporate ladder, while raising families of developmentally challenged squirrels. It's the hottest genre out there. Thanks and Good Luck!

And that's even if they bother sending you get a rejection. I still can't believe I was turned down by the publisher of not one, but two books about the creative uses of duct tape. Shit floats, but I digress.

So after that, I started looking into options to self publish my story. I'll save you all the agita and pitfalls of some of the operators out there and just cut to the chase. The publisher I decided to go with, Booksurge.com is a division of Amazon.com. That alone is a value add for any author and depending on your technical skill and comfort level as they have ala carte packages to suit any budget.

Pay to get published? Yep, but within reason. If you want soup to nuts, and you dump a nasty Word doc in their lap, you're looking at an investment of a couple of thousand dollars to get you that lifelong dream of being a published author.

But if go about it like I did, sub-contracting the cover art and putting the time in to create a tight, press-ready PDF doc, you too could be a published author for only $99 dollars and still make upwards of 30% royalties on every book sold. Sweet huh?

Getting your first copy of the fruits of your talents is a great feeling, but after that the real work begins. Just because your book is listed on Amazon, doesn't mean that the orders for your tome are going to start pouring in.

If nobody knows about it, how is it supposed to sell?

While you are writing and going about your day, you should be brainstorming ideas of how to get the word out about your book.

While I was driving, I pitched the idea to anyone within speaking distance about my book. Not only the clients I drove, but also cops, parking lot attendants, flight crews, other drivers, you name it. If they had a pulse, they heard my pitch. Out of that, I got over 500 opt-in e-mail addresses of people interested in buying the book.

Once the book was published, I printed up 4 x 5 cards with the book's cover on one side and a synopsis and url of the site I built to promote it on the other side. $100 dollars for Kinkos to digitally print 500 sheets of the cover, four up on the page, letting me customize the other side by printing the backs on a copier. That content can change as often as I decide. I can even use the blanks as mailers.

Those cards go everywhere with me. Not only do I hand them out to interested parties, I also stuff them in library books, magazines/paperbacks on the sales rack, and every paid bill that leaves my house.

So to recap, If I did it, you can too.

Good Luck!